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I don't belong in this family.

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What? Why not?

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I just don't fit.

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Oh, we all feel that way sometimes,
Nicholas.

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You know, the more I think about it, the
more I think I was adopted.

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Adopted? No, you weren't, Nicholas. I
remember the day you were born into this

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family. Yeah, and Dad took us all down
to the hospital so we could stand around

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and gawk at you.

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Boy, were you wrinkled.

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Wrinkled? Nah, I was never wrinkled.

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Oh, yes, you were. We saw you.

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Well... And I didn't know it was really
me.

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Because the nurse said it was you.

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Well, maybe the nurse made a mistake.
Maybe she pointed it out to the wrong

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baby. And I really belong in some other
family where I'm the oldest.

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Hey, Nicholas.

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Yeah?

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Maybe you're right.

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I mean, maybe the hospital did make a
mistake and they did switch babies.

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And you're not really Nicholas Bradford.
You're just some other girl.

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A girl?

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Oh, sure. I mean, if you're not who you
are, then there's a 50 -50 chance that

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you're just a girl.

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There's a magic in the early morning we
found.

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When the sunrise smiles on everything
around.

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It's a portrait of the happiness that we
feel and

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always will.

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Oh, it is enough to fill our lives.

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Oh, we spend our days like bright and
shiny new dimes.

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If we're ever puzzled by the changing
times.

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There's a plate of homemade wishes on
the kitchen

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windowsill.

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And eight is enough to fill our lives.

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Isn't that nice? Oh, this means you're
going to tell me something that I can't

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handle standing up. You're being
paranoid.

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No, it's just experience.

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What is it, emergency orthodontia, a
crumple fender, or did Nicholas elope?

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None of the above.

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My mother's coming to visit tomorrow.

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Oh, I'd rather have Nicholas elope.

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Didn't we just get through visiting with
your parents?

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It was Thanksgiving.

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Oh, that's right. Now I remember. I was
thankful when they left. Well, you'll be

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pleased to know it's not today. My
father is not coming.

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Oh, well, you should have given me that
for openness. You should have said, Tom,

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guess what? My father isn't going to
visit us. That would have made my day.

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You know, I can't figure out how he let
her leave Pasadena without him. It's

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their first separate vacation in 36
years of marriage.

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Wow, I admire her stamina.

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I need a vacation from your father after
36 seconds.

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You really shouldn't be so hard on him,
you know.

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You are a potential father -in -law
eight times over.

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Me, your father -in -law, an in -law?

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Never. You know, why did Nancy have to
take an apartment?

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It's times like this I really miss her.
Why Nancy?

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I mean, what about Joanie and Susan?

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Not at times like this. See, Joanie and
Susan slice carrots just the same way

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you do.

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And Nancy doesn't?

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Well, she slices them the long way so
you can use the carrots to put salad on

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your fork.

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Does that kind of hit?

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Well, it is if we're having salad.

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How long will it be here long enough to
spoil your routine?

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Is that a guarantee?

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Well, it's practically ironclad. You
see, I'm sure the first day he's here,

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Dad's going to call and have her fly
right back home because not having her

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there is going to spoil his routine too
much. Okay, you sold me. I guess you do

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deserve a little mother -daughter visit,
right? You are so good to me. She

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really does, Dad.

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And now at least we have a room for
Grandma Catherine.

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Oh, well, Nicholas, see, I was thinking
that Grandma Catherine could move into

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Johnny and Susan's old room and that
Tommy could move back in with you. Is

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okay? Good idea. No matter what Tommy
says, I still think he's afraid to sleep

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alone. Tommy is afraid to sleep alone?

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No, Dad, Nicholas is scared to sleep
alone.

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And Tommy's going to hate the idea of
giving up his new room.

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Oh, not if his father talks him into it.
Huh? Why me?

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Well, because I just had to face your
grumbling, so now you can face Tommy's

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grumbling.

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Oh, boy, David, now we owe you for two
quarts of milk and for four dozen eggs

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and three loaves of that sprouted wheat
bread.

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Forget it. No, no, no, David. No, we're
going to pay you back on Nancy's payday,

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plus five eggs interest.

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We don't have to do that.

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Yeah, we do have to do that. David, do
you remember how you felt about

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charity and everything when you got your
first place?

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Yeah, I remember.

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And in that case, your interest will be
seven eggs. Oh, David, that's usury. No,

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that's respect for your independence.

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Tell me, David, how long does it take
till independence comes without hunger?

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Don't you think you're exaggerating a
little, Susan? It's not hunger. It's

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shaky nutrition.

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I know what you're going through.

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My first two months in my own apartment,
I lost six pounds.

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Yeah, but at least you didn't have to
stand in line for your own bath. Well,

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face it, girls.

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I didn't try to gain my independence
with two sisters along, and I didn't

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to support three people on one and two
-thirds jobs. Oh, David, don't get the

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wrong idea. We're not complaining.

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It's...

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We're going to get organized.

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Hey, and listen, if you're talking to
Dad, we already are organized, and

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never seen him so happy. Exactly. Tell
him that he can really be proud of us.

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Please?

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Hey! The thing's busted!

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No, Tommy, we were here too long, just
like the meter Molly said.

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Whose side are you on, anyway?

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Mine! I'm tired of getting a ticket
every time I ride with you. Well, what

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your ticket? What about them? You've got
12 this month, and I only got two.

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Yeah, if my van was running, you
wouldn't know how many I have. I think

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car's a jinx. Yeah.

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Hey, do you think we ought to tell him
the bad news together or separate?

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Together. And wait till he owes us
something. That way we can negotiate.

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Well, he better owe us something quick,
because at this rate, we're going to

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need a wheelbarrow to carry in our
tickets and two stretchers to carry us

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This calls for a toast.

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Milk all around.

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Wait a minute there, David Bradford.
You're being awfully generous with our

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milk. This is a celebration, and ten
minutes ago it was my milk. Oh, okay,

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we'll count your glass as part of the
payback.

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Cheapskate. Survivor. Oh, forget it,
Susan.

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Once I get my new job, we'll throw away
the budget and we'll have guests every

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night. All right.

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Hey, when do you start, Nancy?

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Well, they haven't said, but I figure
I'll find out at the interview.

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The interview?

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You mean it's not a firm offer?

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No. But you guys know how great I am at
getting the jobs I go after, right?

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True, true. No one has more experience
at job interviews than you.

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David, I knew you had confidence in me.

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That's why I figured you'd lend me your
truck.

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It's not a truck, and it's not available
for job interviews.

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Well, then how am I going to get clear
across Sacramento during my lunch hour?

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Well, you could ask Dad to use the
station wagon. Yeah?

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Are you kidding?

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He won't approve of my changing jobs
again.

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Well, you just have to pick the right
way to ask them, Nance. Yeah.

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Use a little strategy.

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No, no, wait, wait, wait.

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Everybody just stay where you are. Your
father has something of great importance

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to discuss with Thomas.

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Huh? Oh.

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Well, I was waiting for the proper
moment, you know. Um, Dad, Tommy had two

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desserts. I don't think you're going to
find a righter moment.

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Uh, Dad, Elizabeth and I thought we'd
stand together on this. I think I just

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decided to stand separately.

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Coward.

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Will someone please tell me what we're
talking about?

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It's not easy to find out. Thing is how
your father keeps avoiding the issue.

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No, I'm not avoiding the issue.

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Well, then bite the bullet and break the
bad news.

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Uh, bad news for one should be bad news
for all.

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Well, that's right, Tommy. I knew you
would be upset, you know, so I wanted to

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handle this more delicately.

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But, uh, all right, here goes.

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Uh, guess what?

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Abby's mother is coming to visit us, and
we want her to stay in your room.

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My room?

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Yes, but Abby guarantees it'll just be
for one night.

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Maybe two nights, right, Abby?

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Good idea. And you won't have to sleep
alone.

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Oh, sure, Dad. It's my pleasure.

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You're smiling.

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Oh, it's because I want to help.

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Elizabeth, dishes.

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Amazing.

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Maybe he's growing up.

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Maybe he is afraid to sleep alone.

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I told you.

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Poor little shrimp.

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Dad is about to owe me a favor,
Elizabeth, and I'm going to remember

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finked out.

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Well, you would, too, if you'd seen
this. Look.

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What is it?

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It's a note that Dad got as legal owner
of the station wagon. Fortunately, I

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intercepted it.

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Dad owes $170 in parking tickets? Yeah,
and I wasn't in the mood for $170 worth

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of yelling.

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Well, somebody else must be getting
tickets on the station wagon besides us.

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Who? Who cares?

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All I know is that Dad is going to yell
the leaps at the people he owes the most

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favors to.

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From now on, Elizabeth, it's every
Bradford for himself.

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Oh, Grandma Catherine!

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How nice to see you. How's your flight
in from Pasadena? Oh, here, let me take

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this. Oh,

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you'll be staying in my room. When I
heard you were coming, I just said, take

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it, please. Anything to help.

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Mom, I bought you your favorite tea and
those little cookies that you break your

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diet for.

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That's sweet of you, dear, but I think
what I really need is a nap. You know

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flying tires me.

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You've always thrived on flying.

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Oh, I'll feel fine by dinner.

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Don't worry.

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You know, Mom, I have half a mind to
call Dad to see how long you've been

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looking so tired.

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Oh, no, Abby.

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Your father's business trip was very
indefinite. I have no idea where he is.

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And even if I did, there's no reason to
worry him. Believe me.

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Tommy, would you show me to my room? Oh,
my pleasure, yeah.

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All afternoon?

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You haven't seen Catherine all
afternoon?

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She asked me not to disturb her, and she
locked the door.

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Oh, well, this is your house. I mean, if
you're really concerned, you can unlock

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the door. Oh, sure.

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She's my mother.

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Every time I think of disobeying her, I
feel like a six -year -old kid.

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I know the feeling, but this house is
already well -stocked with children.

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If your mother is really ill, we've got
to start making some grown -up

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decisions. Well, I don't think she's
ill, exactly.

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Then what?

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Oh, maybe she's... Maybe she's just
disturbed about being away from my

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don't know. We can't have any more
guesswork. Why don't you go up, tell

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mother to come down, say hello to me.
We'll have a little chat before dinner.

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You'll be nice.

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Well, you'll have to settle for totally
charming.

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Mother?

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Yes, dear.

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Did you get your nap?

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My nap?

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh, yes, I suppose I did.

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Um, Tom's downstairs, and I was
wondering if maybe you'd like to come

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say hello?

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Would you just hate me if I didn't?

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No, Mom.

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Um, of course I wouldn't hate you.

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You could just, uh, wait and come down
at dinner.

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I'm not really hungry.

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I'll just see everybody at breakfast.

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Mom, are you all right?

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That airport was so drafty, I think
maybe I caught a little cold, and I'll

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sleep it off. Now, don't worry.

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Mother. There is no need to get upset,
Abby.

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No need at all.

238
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Yes, Mother.

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Daddy, your message is finally getting
through to me.

240
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I don't think I am ready for a better
paying job.

241
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You finally convinced me.

242
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I'm inadequate.

243
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:04,200
Oh, no, no. I never intended to destroy
your self -confidence.

244
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,020
That's all right, Daddy.

245
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:11,460
I can be content with my humble lot. No
Bradford is content with humble.

246
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Well, I have to be, Dad. You see, I
couldn't get to the interview even if I

247
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up to it.

248
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I don't have a car.

249
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Oh, please, don't worry about that. I'll
work out the transportation.

250
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:26,700
You just start feeling good about
yourself. And you're a very talented

251
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,960
Nancy. Yeah, you're the best carrot
slicer in old Sacramento.

252
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:33,180
You guys!

253
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,380
You guys!

254
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,199
It worked!

255
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:35,919
It worked!

256
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,920
I got the station wagon for the
interview.

257
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,820
Aren't you going to congratulate me?

258
00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:41,480
Nope, you should congratulate us.

259
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,700
What for?

260
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Not throwing hysterical fits and not
shooting the landlady. Why would I want

261
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congratulate you for that stuff?

262
00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:52,150
Because we considered doing both of
those things very carefully.

263
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A friend's been raised starting first.

264
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:57,950
Oh, no.

265
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How much?

266
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Eighty dollars.

267
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:02,230
Well, that's impossible.

268
00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:03,870
That's right.

269
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,070
Eighty impossible dollars.

270
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,690
I'm going to lose you, Cartman.

271
00:15:22,569 --> 00:15:23,569
See,

272
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,190
that's 505. Forget it.

273
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,350
I'll quit school and get a full -time
job.

274
00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,730
Oh, no, you won't. You did it.

275
00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:34,330
That's because I didn't have a dropout
sister who could tell me what I was

276
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getting myself into and who would pull
my hair out even if I considered it.

277
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Oh, boy.

278
00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:44,590
Well, we can get a new roommate and
share expenses.

279
00:15:44,850 --> 00:15:47,830
Oh, no, she'd have to share the bathroom
and she'd mess up our private date

280
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:50,630
nights. Yeah, and where would she sleep,
in the kitchen or in the closet?

281
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,810
Well, you guys tell me where we're going
to get another $80.

282
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My expediter's job.

283
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,750
If you get it. I'll get it, I'll get it.

284
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I hope so.

285
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:06,490
You know, it just bothers me, Nancy,
that the two of us are depending on you

286
00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:08,610
having a full -time job just to keep the
apartment.

287
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:10,630
It doesn't seem fair.

288
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:14,290
Yeah, I'd sure feel a whole lot better
if I was working full -time at the

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daycare center.

290
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:17,810
Oh, yeah, or I was full -time at the
theater.

291
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,110
Don't worry.

292
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,450
I mean, you can help me.

293
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:30,450
Help? Well, for one thing, you can tell
me what an expediter does.

294
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:37,570
Hi.

295
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:39,490
Is your mother coming down for
breakfast?

296
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,290
No, I'll take her a trick.

297
00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:44,870
Are you playing a trick on me or
something? Your mother arrived yesterday

298
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,410
afternoon. I still haven't seen her.

299
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,110
Actually, this is the nicest visit we've
ever had.

300
00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:50,430
Don't make fun.

301
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:55,300
She really worries me. Oh, I'm sorry. Do
you think that I should call Dr. Max

302
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,360
and see if he can squeeze her in for a
checkup? I don't know what to think. I

303
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,380
just wish I could talk to Dad.

304
00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:00,800
Well, I'm sure he'll call.

305
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,260
I'm sure he will.

306
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:07,060
What do you think? Do you like this one
or this one? This one.

307
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:09,079
Oh.

308
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,740
Yeah, that's what I thought.

309
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:11,940
Mm -hmm.

310
00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:16,650
Joanie, you said that picking you up
wasn't out of my way. I'm sorry. I

311
00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:18,310
you said your interview was on East
Broadway.

312
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:21,190
Well, you're just going to have to come
with me until it's over. Oh, but they're

313
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:25,230
expecting me at 12 .15. Joanie, what is
more important, your costume fitting or

314
00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:32,010
us keeping the apartment? I know.
It's... I don't believe it. Oh, Matthew,

315
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,450
shouldn't have parked it in a red zone.

316
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:36,390
Every time I take Dad's car out, I get a
ticket.

317
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:40,610
Yeah, face it, man. Dad's station
wagon's a jinx. I got a few myself.

318
00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:42,770
Would you tell him? I didn't.

319
00:17:43,490 --> 00:17:44,490
Me neither.

320
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,450
I figured, why worry him?

321
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:47,770
Yeah, right.

322
00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:48,890
Why worry him?

323
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:52,210
Hey, guys, howdy.

324
00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:56,050
Hey,

325
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:59,710
uh, Nance, it's okay. There's plenty of
other new jobs you can get. Yeah.

326
00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:01,730
What about old jobs?

327
00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:03,430
What about them?

328
00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:08,650
Well, a parking ticket made Nancy late
for getting to a new job interview.

329
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:14,500
And my costume fitting made her late
getting back to her old job. So they

330
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,100
me. They can't do that.

331
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,040
Oh, can't they?

332
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,580
Oh, how can we live?

333
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:28,120
I was sleeping with what?

334
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:31,960
Starbucks. Why didn't you say something
last night?

335
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:35,980
Well, I forgot that's where I spilled my
collection.

336
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,640
Poor Will, I'd be glad to get back into
my own private room.

337
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,980
Really? Really.

338
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:50,360
You know, I was kind of hoping you'd
remember how nice it was when... When

339
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,800
When you didn't have to sleep alone.

340
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,320
I know how much you hate it.

341
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,620
Come on, Nicholas, you might as well
admit it. You're the one that hates to

342
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:00,620
sleep alone.

343
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,140
You mean people know that?

344
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,860
Sure, the whole family knows.

345
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:07,250
Boy, what a shock.

346
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:08,850
You'll get over it.

347
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,470
Yeah, I guess so.

348
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:15,890
Tommy, I think I'd get over it more,
though, if you didn't have to move out

349
00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,210
Grandma Catherine went home.

350
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:18,850
You want to sleep with somebody?

351
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,910
Here, sleep with your friends.

352
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,730
Let's face it, you guys.

353
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:29,110
We are just going to have to find a
smaller apartment.

354
00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:31,170
What? You mean sleep three to a bedroom?

355
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:33,090
Oh, no way. It was better at home.

356
00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:34,690
What? Oh, wait, wait, wait.

357
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:37,650
Wait, forget that I said that. I raised
that from your consciousness, too.

358
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:42,810
Cancel. No, Susan, really, I'm glad you
said that. I mean, it was better at

359
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:46,410
home. And maybe we ought to think about
moving back with Dad and Abby.

360
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:51,010
Nancy, what are you saying? That kind of
talk is subversive and defeated.

361
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:54,790
Really, do you want a four -hour lecture
from Tom Bradford on I Told You So?

362
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:59,210
Look, I'd prefer a four -hour lecture to
eviction notice.

363
00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:04,590
Come on, you guys. Let's be mature
adults about this.

364
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:07,810
Number one, we could barely pay for the
old rent.

365
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:11,510
Two, we couldn't afford the new rent
even when I was employed.

366
00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:15,730
And three, well, we don't have any
privacy around here.

367
00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:17,710
I mean, not really.

368
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,410
And four, well, we're over there all the
time anyway.

369
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,250
And five,

370
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,570
I kind of miss the family.

371
00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:28,090
Well, I do.

372
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,230
Yeah.

373
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,790
I guess I do kind of miss Nicholas.

374
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:43,410
Me too, especially when he's hassling
Tommy.

375
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:44,730
Yeah.

376
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:49,790
Oh, remember how Mary and I used to have
all those long talks in the middle of

377
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:50,790
the night?

378
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:53,190
Well, I miss everybody.

379
00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:54,690
Well, okay.

380
00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:59,310
Okay. It's just I hate to crawl back
home with our tail between our legs.

381
00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:00,670
Yeah.

382
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:02,430
What if they wouldn't take us?

383
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:04,630
Oh, come on, Joanie.

384
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,180
They'll take us.

385
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,060
I wouldn't be so sure.

386
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,900
Wait a minute, you guys. What if Dad
takes advantage of our position and

387
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:16,580
to enforce some intolerable conditions
like date control, curfew?

388
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,940
Susan's right. I mean, if we go back,

389
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,240
we can't go back begging.

390
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:27,460
Definitely. You mean you guys might
consider it? Well, only as a highly...

391
00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:32,330
improbable possibility that we could
casually explore.

392
00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:35,690
Yeah, just to cover our bases, you know,
feel dead out.

393
00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:38,690
Yeah, check it out. It's the last
desperate measure.

394
00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:39,950
Right, right, right.

395
00:21:42,690 --> 00:21:43,690
Tomorrow?

396
00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:45,710
What about tonight?

397
00:22:01,390 --> 00:22:05,210
This laundry room is occupied, okay? You
guys have been in here so much that

398
00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:08,210
this is the first chance that the washer
I've had in six, count them, six days.

399
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:11,790
Okay, okay, relax, Mary. We just came to
talk to Dad. Yeah.

400
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,130
Oh.

401
00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:14,170
High finance.

402
00:22:14,530 --> 00:22:15,409
Hi, Dad.

403
00:22:15,410 --> 00:22:16,410
You finance a loan?

404
00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:22,090
No, Mary, it's not that at all. No, no,
it's nothing like that, Mary. We are

405
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,250
totally against subsidies and charity.

406
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,310
David was against them, too.

407
00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:27,890
And four loans.

408
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,860
Oh, boy. Mary, if you don't stop putting
us down, we just might forget it, you

409
00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:32,659
know. Really?

410
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,240
I wasn't putting you down, Susan, and
forget what?

411
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:39,460
Well... Well,

412
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:47,580
Mary, we've been thinking... You know,
it's probably kind of cruel of us to be

413
00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:49,280
deserting Dad in his time of need.

414
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,220
Huh? Yeah, yeah, Mary.

415
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:54,860
Middle age is a real crisis, you know,
and...

416
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,620
A person going through it like Dad is,
well, he needs to be supported and

417
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:03,820
surrounded by the people that he loves.
And what brought about this sudden

418
00:23:03,820 --> 00:23:06,980
concern for Dad's welfare, besides your
empty refrigerator?

419
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,860
Our refrigerator had nothing to do with
it, Mary.

420
00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:12,880
Absolutely not.

421
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:17,020
Living on our own has just made us more
mature and aware of our family

422
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,680
responsibilities. Exactly.

423
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:21,700
Exactly, Susan. I couldn't have put it
better.

424
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720
Okay, Susan.

425
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:27,980
I think I understand what you guys are
driving at.

426
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,280
Terrific.

427
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,860
How do you think Dad will take it?

428
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,940
I know he misses you guys an awful lot.

429
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,340
So if I were you, I'd tell him exactly
what you just told me.

430
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,720
Oh, well, good.

431
00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:43,740
Good, we will.

432
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:46,900
Where is he?

433
00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:48,420
Upstairs.

434
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,720
Upstairs.

435
00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:55,300
Oh, Tom, I so hate to impose this way.

436
00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:57,200
Oh, Catherine, you're never imposing.

437
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,800
Abby's house is your house, you know
that.

438
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:05,940
Do you really mean that? Oh, Mom, of
course he means that. You belong here.

439
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:06,940
could never impose.

440
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:10,140
Would you please tell me what's wrong?

441
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,500
It's so hard to say.

442
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:21,680
I'm going to need all your warm welcome
and your understanding.

443
00:24:30,410 --> 00:24:31,570
I've left your father.

444
00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:38,350
I've decided to get a divorce.

445
00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:02,810
Hi. Oh, hello, girls. I didn't even
realize you were here. I was just going

446
00:25:02,810 --> 00:25:06,350
get Abby some coffee. Um, could we talk
to you a minute, Dad? Yeah, Dad, we've

447
00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:08,950
been real concerned about you lately,
and we have a suggestion that we think

448
00:25:08,950 --> 00:25:10,630
will make your life a whole lot happier.
Really?

449
00:25:11,390 --> 00:25:12,750
That's good. I could use your help.

450
00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:13,990
You really could?

451
00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:15,130
Yeah.

452
00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:20,150
Abby is upstairs in our room crying, and
her mother is in your old room.

453
00:25:20,470 --> 00:25:21,470
She's crying.

454
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:24,290
Tell you, the whole second floor is a
real disaster area.

455
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:26,810
Why, Dad? What happened?

456
00:25:27,450 --> 00:25:28,950
Well, I guess I might as well tell you.

457
00:25:29,910 --> 00:25:31,850
Abby's mother and father are getting a
divorce.

458
00:25:32,470 --> 00:25:34,650
Oh, no, Daddy, they couldn't.

459
00:25:35,730 --> 00:25:38,550
Catherine and Harry after 36 years?

460
00:25:39,530 --> 00:25:40,530
Why, Daddy?

461
00:25:41,210 --> 00:25:42,210
I don't know.

462
00:25:43,090 --> 00:25:46,630
I guess they don't even know the reason
why. These things just happen even after

463
00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:47,630
36 years.

464
00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:49,190
Even in Pasadena.

465
00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:52,790
Why, Grandma Catherine really must feel
terrible.

466
00:25:53,090 --> 00:25:53,969
She does.

467
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,710
I think Abby feels even worse.

468
00:25:57,439 --> 00:25:59,980
Anyway, you girls are a real comfort to
me right now.

469
00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:03,020
Hey, Dad, that's what we wanted to talk
to you about.

470
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:04,900
You don't have to talk about it.

471
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,180
Just realizing that you've become grown
up is enough.

472
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,080
I beg your pardon?

473
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,700
Well, it looks like Catherine's going to
have to move into the house, and it's

474
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:17,660
going to make things kind of tense, and
you don't realize how good I feel

475
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:21,140
knowing that you're mature and able
enough to look after things for

476
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,340
I've got to go now.

477
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,820
Abby needs that coffee.

478
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,800
Tom, wait.

479
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,060
Thank you.

480
00:26:57,540 --> 00:27:01,080
Well, now at least we know why your
father didn't call.

481
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,860
Yeah, I should have known something was
wrong and we didn't hear from him.

482
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:11,040
Do you know he used to call Mom every
night from his office?

483
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:17,040
with a traffic report on the Pasadena
Freeway and an ETA on his

484
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,800
return to our driveway.

485
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,140
How could a man so dependable do this?

486
00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,840
Do what? I mean, did your mother say
what happened?

487
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,340
No, she was too emotional to talk about
it.

488
00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:31,840
I was too emotional to listen.

489
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:35,200
How could they just end 36 years?

490
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,400
I don't know. It must have been very
difficult for both of them.

491
00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:46,520
That they were always so happy together,
you know.

492
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:53,120
I mean, they had their problems like
everybody, but they were always there

493
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,120
I needed them.

494
00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:56,580
Together, my mom and my dad, you know.

495
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:02,980
I mean, if they hadn't, we hadn't had
such a happy family, I wouldn't have

496
00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:04,740
wanted so much to be a part of this
family.

497
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,660
They're all one family now.

498
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,800
I'll work it out.

499
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,580
I just wanted to make sure, Tommy.

500
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,600
What do you think, I'm some kind of a
duncehead or something?

501
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,040
Dad's not up to hearing more bad news,
and I'm not up to telling it.

502
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,800
Well, what are you going to do about the
tickets?

503
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,620
Well, I have two choices.

504
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:32,460
Either I can wait till things settle
down, or I can think of something else,

505
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,480
whichever comes first.

506
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,120
Lots of luck.

507
00:28:39,210 --> 00:28:40,210
really mean?

508
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:44,070
Well, if you're talking about Grandma
Catherine's divorce, it means I'm stuck

509
00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:45,570
with you till I move away to college.

510
00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:49,110
Oh, no. What does divorce really mean?

511
00:28:50,650 --> 00:28:53,410
Well, it just means that two people
don't want to live together anymore.

512
00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:56,750
Does that mean you want a divorce from
me?

513
00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:00,770
Nah, you couldn't afford the alimony.

514
00:29:05,030 --> 00:29:07,270
But, David, you don't understand.

515
00:29:08,010 --> 00:29:10,610
We can't move home when Dad's depending
on us not to.

516
00:29:11,870 --> 00:29:13,750
You guys are ignoring the obvious.

517
00:29:14,850 --> 00:29:17,290
Oh, no, David, we couldn't move in with
you.

518
00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:20,870
No, that's right, you can't. But Abby's
mother could move in here.

519
00:29:21,930 --> 00:29:22,930
In here?

520
00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:27,670
Sure. The rent would be no problem for
her. She could be close to Abby, and

521
00:29:27,670 --> 00:29:30,010
there would be enough room for the three
of you to move back into the house.

522
00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:32,170
David, you are a genius.

523
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,080
No, wait a minute, you guys. Hold the
applause.

524
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,260
Look, we don't know if Dad or Grandma
Catherine would buy it.

525
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:41,940
Oh, and if Dad gets any idea of how
desperate we are, he will treat us like

526
00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:43,640
kindergarten kids for the rest of our
lives.

527
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:47,480
Do I have to do all your thinking for
you? Yes.

528
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,900
Now, look, what you do is you tell Dad
and Catherine that her moving in here is

529
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,260
the solution to all their problems.

530
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,360
Yeah? You think they'll believe that?

531
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,360
They'd rather sleep in a bus station.

532
00:30:06,530 --> 00:30:08,670
Why didn't they tell me they have to
move home?

533
00:30:09,630 --> 00:30:11,210
They're afraid you'll think they failed.

534
00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:12,910
That they'll never hear the end of it.

535
00:30:13,170 --> 00:30:14,770
Don't they know how much I miss them?

536
00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:18,590
Right now they're too busy missing their
self -respect.

537
00:30:19,790 --> 00:30:20,790
I see.

538
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,090
Dad, don't make them crawl.

539
00:30:23,410 --> 00:30:25,150
Mary, don't tell me my job.

540
00:30:30,030 --> 00:30:33,230
I understand you girls wanted to talk to
me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Dad, we wanted to

541
00:30:33,230 --> 00:30:34,370
talk to you about Grandma Catherine.

542
00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:39,090
Oh, really? What about her? Oh, well,
uh, well, we've been thinking, Dad. I

543
00:30:39,090 --> 00:30:43,630
mean, it's such a madhouse around here
and everything, and, uh, I mean, how can

544
00:30:43,630 --> 00:30:47,870
Grandma Catherine go through such a
tragic time in her life without any

545
00:30:47,870 --> 00:30:49,650
quiet or privacy?

546
00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:52,510
On the other hand, Dad, I mean, Grandma
Catherine shouldn't have to go through

547
00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:54,270
the hassle of looking for her own place.

548
00:30:54,550 --> 00:30:56,690
Not when the perfect apartment is just
waiting for her.

549
00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:58,450
That's right, Dad.

550
00:30:59,050 --> 00:31:03,450
And under the dire circumstances, we've
decided that

551
00:31:03,450 --> 00:31:09,030
we're willing to give our apartment to
Grandma Catherine.

552
00:31:09,730 --> 00:31:11,550
Well, then where would you girls live?

553
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:12,830
I've got it.

554
00:31:13,090 --> 00:31:14,090
They could live here.

555
00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:17,350
Hey, that's a good idea. What do you
think, Dad, huh?

556
00:31:18,470 --> 00:31:20,750
No, no, I can't accept your suggestion.

557
00:31:22,230 --> 00:31:27,050
You can't? Dad. No, I just couldn't let
the three of you girls make that much of

558
00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:28,050
a sacrifice.

559
00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:30,750
Oh, Dad, don't think of us. Think of
Catherine.

560
00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:32,710
Think of Abby. Think of yourself.

561
00:31:33,230 --> 00:31:36,850
But it's what you've always wanted. I
mean, you're doing so well on your own.

562
00:31:37,070 --> 00:31:42,030
I know, Dad, I know. But we're going to
have plenty of time in the future to

563
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:47,410
enjoy our independence, and I think that
now is the time for us to be

564
00:31:47,410 --> 00:31:50,730
responsible members of the Bradford
family.

565
00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:54,870
Well, it's a very mature and responsible
suggestion.

566
00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:58,570
Thank you very much. You're even more
capable than I thought.

567
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,010
I'll talk to Catherine.

568
00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:10,730
I couldn't have done better myself.

569
00:32:11,490 --> 00:32:12,490
Probably not.

570
00:32:16,410 --> 00:32:18,130
Harry is so stubborn.

571
00:32:18,510 --> 00:32:20,410
He gets worse every year.

572
00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:22,810
Has Abby talked to him?

573
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:27,600
Well, no. You said that Harry was away
on a business trip and couldn't be

574
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,380
reached. I lied.

575
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,960
Oh. I see.

576
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:34,260
Apparently he hasn't called.

577
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,940
He's probably too busy talking.

578
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:42,040
It's his favorite sport next to golf.

579
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,740
Well, if he does call, do you want to
talk to him?

580
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:46,120
Oh, no, Tom.

581
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:48,160
I can't look back.

582
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,320
I have to look ahead.

583
00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:56,880
However, there doesn't seem to be very
much to look at.

584
00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:04,100
The children are grown, never worked,
except it being Mrs. Harry Mitchell, and

585
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:07,180
apparently I didn't even do a very good
job of that.

586
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,800
It's not easy to discover that one is
totally useless.

587
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:17,060
Oh, no, Catherine, please don't say
that. I only came here because I'm in

588
00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:18,280
desperate need of your help.

589
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:19,700
My help?

590
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:21,020
That's right.

591
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,080
Joanie, Susan, and Nancy have just found
out that it's much easier to declare

592
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,460
independence than to achieve it. They
want to move back home.

593
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:31,180
Oh, how terrible.

594
00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:36,340
I picked the worst possible time to
bring my problems into this house.

595
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:38,880
No, no, no. You picked the best possible
time.

596
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:43,660
The girls need to save face, so now they
are offering you their apartment in

597
00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:48,340
your time of need, which is really their
time of need, which is our secret.

598
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,300
How wonderful.

599
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:57,160
Then you'll do it? Oh, just tell me. I
haven't felt needed in months and

600
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,460
Thank you, Catherine.

601
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,020
Tom, thank you.

602
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:08,960
When I think of all of the
uncomplimentary things that Harry and I

603
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,360
about you... Really?

604
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:17,280
Well, I must confess, I may have said a
few uncomplimentary things about you and

605
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,100
Harry. In -law things.

606
00:34:20,219 --> 00:34:21,219
In a lot of things.

607
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,600
Isn't it nice? It's all behind us.

608
00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:25,400
We can be friends.

609
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:27,540
I'd like that.

610
00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:38,080
Oh. Oh.

611
00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:39,380
So heavy.

612
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,440
Oh, dear.

613
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,239
I'm in favor of lighter loads and more
trip.

614
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,760
You ever take all night to move back
home? Get it.

615
00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:48,820
Oh.

616
00:34:50,219 --> 00:34:51,420
Oh, no, you guys.

617
00:34:51,659 --> 00:34:52,659
Look.

618
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,820
What's going on? We can park here.

619
00:34:56,179 --> 00:34:57,960
Not on street cleaning day.

620
00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:06,520
I wish you would talk to your mother
first. She specifically told me that she

621
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,320
didn't want to see your father. Oh, I
couldn't just let them suffer in

622
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:12,780
And when you told me Dad was in
Pasadena, well, I just had to call him.

623
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:14,880
besides, you should have told me you
were going to put my mother in an

624
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,020
apartment. I mean, Dad was shocked.

625
00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:20,880
I'm sure you'll tell me precisely how
shocked he was. Why don't you pick him

626
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,560
at the airport? Because I have to
prepare Mom that he's coming. And these

627
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,100
anyway, you seem to have a lot better
way with him than I do. Oh, if you say

628
00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:30,800
anything about our being contemporaries,
it'll be a double divorce.

629
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,860
Actually, I like to think of you as a
contemporarian. Nicholas.

630
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,060
Oh, keys. I forgot my keys.

631
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,180
Well, how is it going, girls? Fantastic,
Daddy.

632
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:47,340
Did you get Grandma Catherine moved in
the apartment?

633
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,860
Uh -huh. Oh, good. I hope you're all
settled back in your own rooms by the

634
00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:51,860
I get back. Okay.

635
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,020
I expected Catherine to call.

636
00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:12,760
Yeah, I know, but she sort of expected
you to call her.

637
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:15,380
Catherine gets more stubborn every day.

638
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,140
I wouldn't exactly open my negotiations
with that statement, Harry.

639
00:36:20,340 --> 00:36:21,920
Well, there aren't going to be any
negotiations.

640
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:25,240
I'm only here because Abby seems to need
me.

641
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,760
What is it, Thomas?

642
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,080
Oh, I'll help you.

643
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,800
Thanks.

644
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:58,960
Anything wrong, officer?

645
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:01,120
You have a broken right taillight.

646
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:05,540
Oh, really? Well, I didn't know that. We
have a broken right taillight.

647
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,620
May I have your driver's license,
please? Oh,

648
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:14,360
shucks. Listen, officer, you're not
going to believe this.

649
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:16,940
I'll believe it.

650
00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:18,400
It's in my other coat.

651
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,240
I'll have to check and make sure that
you really do have a driver's license.

652
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,300
want to give me your name and address?

653
00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:27,320
Certainly. It's Thomas Bradford Sr.,
1436 Oak Street.

654
00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:31,720
They should have known the family would
fall apart when I let Abby be

655
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:32,720
fascinated.

656
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:36,060
The only island of fantasy in the state
of California.

657
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:48,320
Captain deserved the squirrel cage you
live in. Oh, come on,

658
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,240
please, Harry. It's not a squirrel cage.

659
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,960
You the registered owner of this
vehicle?

660
00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:54,279
Oh, yes.

661
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,840
Well, Mr. Bradford, you do have a
driver's license.

662
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,340
She also set a new Sacramento record for
parking tickets.

663
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,580
I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you
in.

664
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:27,960
Bradford, how can you possibly forget
$170 worth of parking tickets? I didn't

665
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,400
forget about them. I didn't even know
about these tickets.

666
00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:33,760
Now, please understand, Sergeant, that
my client is quite obviously emotionally

667
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:38,900
upset. So I ask you to totally ignore
his understandable incoherence. Oh,

668
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:42,140
please, Harry, I am not your client, and
I'm not incoherent.

669
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,640
Incoherent! You see what I mean? I
suggest you let me handle this, Thomas.

670
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,480
Now, as my card indicates...

671
00:38:50,030 --> 00:38:54,050
I am a senior partner in what is perhaps
the most respected law firm in

672
00:38:54,050 --> 00:38:57,570
California. And it is my duty to warn
you, sir, that you are treading

673
00:38:57,570 --> 00:39:00,870
dangerously close to the boundaries of
false arrest and character

674
00:39:01,510 --> 00:39:03,810
Mister, I have not yet begun to tread.

675
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:08,530
Harry, I'm sorry. Sergeant, Harry,
please, be your own client. Sergeant,

676
00:39:08,530 --> 00:39:10,090
look at the files for one moment,
please?

677
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:14,370
You should also know, sir, that we're
prepared to take this case of mistaken

678
00:39:14,370 --> 00:39:18,510
identity to the United States Supreme
Court, where a former classmate of mine

679
00:39:18,510 --> 00:39:19,510
now presides.

680
00:39:19,950 --> 00:39:24,350
And if I don't get some cooperation
around here, you may be presiding right

681
00:39:24,350 --> 00:39:28,070
permanently. Look at this, Sergeant. I
think I've solved the whole thing. It's

682
00:39:28,070 --> 00:39:31,450
very obvious. Look, three of these
tickets were given at the medical

683
00:39:31,530 --> 00:39:34,950
right? Three of them were at the Civic
Theater, and four of them were at Madam

684
00:39:34,950 --> 00:39:37,930
Su Wang's Chinese food factory, and the
rest were all at the high school.

685
00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:44,470
So? So all I need is one phone call, and
you need one very large cell.

686
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,300
Are these your tickets, Tommy?

687
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,760
Yes, sir.

688
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,080
How much, Sergeant?

689
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:54,720
Thirty -six dollars.

690
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,560
But I only have twelve.

691
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,140
How many days will he have to spend in
jail?

692
00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:00,660
Tom, that's cruel.

693
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,700
No, it is not cruel because we will
visit him on the weekends.

694
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:06,780
Dad, you can't do this to us. Now we're
all totally broke.

695
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,540
Well, I'll pay their fines, Thomas.

696
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,740
No, Harry, you won't pay them because
you won't charge enough interest.

697
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,180
Interest? That's right, ten percent.

698
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:18,710
Now that you realize where careless
parking can lead you to, I will take

699
00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:22,210
the sergeant here. Those of you unable
to pay will take care of me when we get

700
00:40:22,210 --> 00:40:23,990
home. Are there any questions?

701
00:40:24,410 --> 00:40:25,410
Yes. Thomas?

702
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:27,290
Harry, you're right.

703
00:40:27,670 --> 00:40:29,590
It is a squirrel cage.

704
00:40:31,610 --> 00:40:36,070
Boy, Grandma Catherine sure was lucky
she only had one suitcase that fit into

705
00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:36,928
the apartment.

706
00:40:36,930 --> 00:40:40,830
Yeah. How'd you get all this junk in
there anyway? It'll never fit in your

707
00:40:40,830 --> 00:40:41,830
of the room again.

708
00:40:41,890 --> 00:40:43,770
Elizabeth, I was meaning to ask you...

709
00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:45,350
Do you really need all your closet?

710
00:40:45,850 --> 00:40:47,370
Yes, and all of yours, too.

711
00:40:48,390 --> 00:40:50,570
Oh, me? How much longer is this going to
take?

712
00:40:50,870 --> 00:40:54,530
Oh, what about 90 % done? Look. If I
have to carry one more box, you're going

713
00:40:54,530 --> 00:40:55,408
have to carry me.

714
00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:58,950
Oh, cheer up, Susan. Come and get your
room insurance. What's room insurance?

715
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:02,730
Well, Dad wouldn't dare kick us out
until we paid him back all his parking

716
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:05,930
tickets, right? Oh, girl, boy, am I glad
I caught you before you finished,

717
00:41:05,950 --> 00:41:10,090
because guess what big news? Your
grandfather's going to stay with us. Oh,

718
00:41:10,270 --> 00:41:12,830
you're pulling our legs. Okay, you're
breaking our backs.

719
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:16,560
I'm sorry. It's just that he's having a
really hard time and he needs us. Well,

720
00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:19,980
couldn't he need us from a hotel or
something? No, Nancy, he couldn't. Okay,

721
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:24,140
okay, Abby, I understand. But where are
you planning to put him?

722
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:29,140
Well, he deserves at least the same
treatment I gave my mom. Yeah. Your

723
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,740
Our room? Where are we going to sleep?

724
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:35,920
Well, Mary's volunteered her room to
share it. Oh, yeah, that means sharing

725
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:37,060
sleeping bags on the floor.

726
00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:40,280
Well, I volunteer to help you move.
How's that? Oh, baby.

727
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,320
I said help.

728
00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:48,840
That's all I say.

729
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:53,620
What do you expect me to do about it?
Well, talk to Abby, Dad. I mean, we gave

730
00:41:53,620 --> 00:41:58,220
up our apartment for a mother, and now
her dad is in our room. I mean, we're no

731
00:41:58,220 --> 00:42:02,240
person's land. No, no, no. Abby is well
aware of your sacrifices. She

732
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,800
appreciates very much what you're doing,
but what can she do?

733
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:09,200
Well, I've always heard the evils of
divorce, but this is ridiculous.

734
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,940
I mean, how can senior citizens act like
children?

735
00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:14,440
I wish they were children. Then I could
handle it.

736
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,040
Wait a minute.

737
00:42:17,340 --> 00:42:18,460
Oh, that's it.

738
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,240
Nancy, you're a genius.

739
00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:22,259
She is?

740
00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:23,058
Of course.

741
00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:24,320
You guys just never noticed.

742
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,899
What did I say?

743
00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:29,200
Do you remember when you two were little
and you would go without speaking a

744
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,200
word to each other?

745
00:42:30,260 --> 00:42:33,300
Yeah, you'd make us sit next to each
other at the dinner table till we either

746
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:35,260
made up or starved. Oh, yeah.

747
00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:38,400
I remember starving one time for 12
whole minutes.

748
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,440
Let's see if that record still holds.

749
00:43:02,510 --> 00:43:03,970
More biscuits, Grandpa Harry?

750
00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:06,330
No, thank you, Nicholas.

751
00:43:11,610 --> 00:43:15,090
Tommy, would you please ask someone to
pass me a biscuit?

752
00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:18,150
Oh, sure, Grandma. Nicholas, would you
pass the biscuits down here, please?

753
00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:31,910
Here, Tommy, catch.

754
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,520
The behavior at this table is totally
unacceptable.

755
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,460
Not to mention Tommy and Nichols.

756
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,800
What is inexcusable is inviting people
to dinner without giving the people who

757
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,180
live here a chance to make other plans.

758
00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:50,580
Well, Dad, I wish you'd calm down
because we were only trying to help.

759
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:58,020
It would have been more helpful if you
had given your invited guest an

760
00:43:58,020 --> 00:43:59,660
opportunity to make her plan.

761
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:08,840
In fact, I... I've totally lost my
appetite, and I would appreciate it if

762
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,360
someone would drive me back to my
apartment. Mommy?

763
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:15,980
Oh, I'd like to, Grandma, but I'm
grounded until I pay my ticket. Yes.

764
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,800
As a matter of fact, the whole family is
grounded. On the same ground.

765
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:24,340
Well, maybe, Dad, you could drive Mother
to the apartment. You can use the

766
00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:25,340
station wagon.

767
00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:26,600
I'd prefer to walk.

768
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,680
Catherine Mitchell.

769
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,960
You are the one.

770
00:44:34,190 --> 00:44:35,470
stubborn woman in America.

771
00:44:35,970 --> 00:44:36,970
Why not?

772
00:44:37,230 --> 00:44:40,270
I've been taking lessons from you for 36
years.

773
00:44:41,050 --> 00:44:42,450
Oh, really?

774
00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:44,390
Really.

775
00:44:48,950 --> 00:44:51,870
Well, Dad, at least they're talking to
each other.

776
00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:57,890
Wasn't it romantic?

777
00:44:58,130 --> 00:45:02,520
Yes. When Grandma Catherine finally
agreed to let Grandpa Harry drive her

778
00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:05,880
I could hear the violins. And did you
see the way Grandpa Harry held the door

779
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,700
open for her? I couldn't believe it. No,
a chivalry like that would come back.

780
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,780
Maybe even I'd run against the ERA.

781
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,240
That is what? Hey, do you think they'll
take a second honeymoon or head on back

782
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:18,820
to Pasadena? Ah, who cares? I just want
my old room back. Let's go, guys. Movie

783
00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:21,280
day. All right. Yeah, all right. Thanks
a lot. Bye.

784
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:24,520
What else is new?

785
00:45:32,490 --> 00:45:34,670
This means everyone's moving back to
where they belong.

786
00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:36,150
All right.

787
00:45:36,330 --> 00:45:39,670
Will someone else break the bad news,
the dog news? Oh, yeah, yeah, I will,

788
00:45:39,730 --> 00:45:42,030
Nicholas. Would you open the door for
us, though? Yeah. It's a deal.

789
00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:45,790
It's locked.

790
00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:48,490
What do you mean it's locked? I always
lock my door.

791
00:45:49,070 --> 00:45:50,890
Grandpa Harry, you're back.

792
00:45:51,330 --> 00:45:52,308
Dad, what happened?

793
00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:53,610
Well, obviously nothing, Abby.

794
00:45:53,990 --> 00:45:54,990
What do you mean?

795
00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:56,170
Oh, your mother's ridiculous.

796
00:45:56,570 --> 00:45:58,490
She wouldn't even let me walk her to her
door.

797
00:45:59,430 --> 00:46:00,590
That's too bad, Harry.

798
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,980
Bad? It's preposterous. Oh, poor Grandpa
Harry.

799
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:06,580
Does this mean you're going back to
Pasadena all alone?

800
00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:10,040
No. It means I'll be staying on.

801
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,900
Staying on? How long?

802
00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:13,640
Till I bring Catherine to her census.

803
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,200
A week? Two weeks?

804
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,600
The last time I courted your mother, it
took four years.

805
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,360
You're courting her?

806
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:22,920
Oh, dear.

807
00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:26,360
It took four years, we heard.

808
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:28,180
Yes, four years.

809
00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:31,870
And so I would appreciate it if you
would all endeavor to keep the noise

810
00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:35,070
I'm not as young as I was then, and I
need my rest.

811
00:46:37,830 --> 00:46:39,830
Oh, Mary's floor, here we come.

812
00:46:40,070 --> 00:46:44,170
Susan, Johnny, I'm so sorry. Listen, we
didn't plan for it to turn out this way.

813
00:46:45,130 --> 00:46:49,510
Oh, forget it, Daddy. When it's this
crazy around here, we know one thing for

814
00:46:49,510 --> 00:46:51,090
sure. We're home!

815
00:46:51,490 --> 00:46:53,830
Oh, that sounds good to me. Say it
again.

816
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,880
Joanie, I slept great. I just pretended
to convert to Japanese.

817
00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:22,460
Try it tonight. It's all in the mind.
Oh, you know, it's all in the back.

818
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:27,420
Well, your father seems to be getting
asleep this week. Yeah, he didn't even

819
00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:28,900
up to hog the bathroom this morning.

820
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:32,220
I told you you didn't have to worry.
I'll wake him up after you guys leave.

821
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:36,760
I'll get it. Oh, no, no, no. I'll get
it. You're indecently cheerful this

822
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,180
morning. And anybody that rings the
doorbell in the middle of breakfast

823
00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:41,900
not be greeted by a smiling face.

824
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,960
All right, we hear you. We have ears,
you know.

825
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,780
Now, just what... Ah, Thomas.

826
00:47:56,820 --> 00:47:59,320
I'm sorry. I seem to have misplaced my
key.

827
00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:16,360
Dad, would you like some breakfast?

828
00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:19,220
Oh, no, thank you.

829
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:21,620
I've had breakfast.

830
00:48:24,150 --> 00:48:25,150
Good night.

831
00:48:30,990 --> 00:48:33,530
He's your father. You better talk to
him. Why?

832
00:48:33,770 --> 00:48:36,190
What will the kids think coming home at
breakfast?

833
00:48:36,930 --> 00:48:38,170
What will your mother say?

834
00:48:41,930 --> 00:48:45,550
Oh, she'll probably say that it's the
most fun she's had since she was

835
00:48:45,550 --> 00:48:46,550
the last time.

836
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:52,080
So hang in there, you guys. Looks like
you're going to get your room back up

837
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,160
pretty soon. Yay!

